Who killed Kenny? Who’s cooler: Kyle or Stan? Cartman is king of course. And there are all these archetypes wherever you go. Little Eric Cartmans in the Cape Flats screaming “Screw you guys, I’m going home!” We’re all middle class American hillbilly trash in a way, aren’t we? That’s what this T is all about. The ubiquity of American bullshit, spreading as it does through its TV dinners and downloads, consuming as we are through our Netflix’s and Insta feeds. South Park is South Afrika, just as 31 October is Halloween. And while we don’t yet celebrate Thanksgiving Day, it may just be a matter of time as the American cultural overlords battle it out for our souls along with the Chinese, who haven’t yet made any great TV to really drive this prophecy home. But that’s our line and we’re sticking to it. Free speech baby. South Park all the way. And who can remember the days those towers were blown up next to the N2… that was crazy.

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