No-one loves to travel more than Tintin. His travel guides tell the story, or stories, of an experienced globetrotter, well versed in the ways of the world. But has Tintin for once bitten off more than he can chew? And how on earth did he land up in downtown Jozi? Did he perhaps catch the wrong meter taxi from Oliver Tambo? Lord knows how hard it is to locate the designated Uber hub these days – all the way back in Parkade 2 and the horde of masquerading drivers on the way there who swear they have your best destination interests at heart.

And will his super-sleuthing skills allow him to determine the contents of the “Magic Wallet”, or the identity of “Tapz”. Maybe he came all this way for our world famous penis enlargement cream. No worries, Tintin, I know a guy who knows a guy.

Best of luck getting out of this one though. A word to the wise. Head down and keep walking, stop for nothing and no-one, my friend-oh.

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