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BALROG ULTRA-BRITE LOTR PARODY T-SHIRT
Happy Chicken Fitness Cult Design

Oh my good word, where do we begin? Put it in and let it spin? I don’t think that would do it. Of course, the whites would come out whiter, and the greys, whiter still.

See, there, that’s the problem right there. Gandalf knows, you don’t come back from a good solid dunking without bringing a little something something from the beyond. Talk about stories from the washing line. Balrog or no balrog, Sauron or no Saruman. And this is where it gets ultra complicated – it leaves no ring around the tub!

Ok. Enough. Rincewind was the more powerful wizard. There, I said it.

– 100% soft combed cotton tee (160gsm).
– Brand fitted, individually styled.
– Enzyme washed, for a super-soft finish.
– Durable, long-lasting professional print.
– Made in South Africa – proudly.