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BED SLAYER METAL PARODY T-SHIRT
Kitchen Dutch Design

This is a t-shirt about pillow fighting. In case you were a little confused. That’s what mommy and daddy were doing last night. Mommy was on top but she was losing, by the sounds of it. And for some reason, watching this drama unfold, you couldn’t help but be reminded of your favourite song by ‘Slayer’ – ‘Reigning Blood’, you know, the one that goes… Pierced from below, souls of my treacherous past, Betrayed by many, Now ornaments dripping above, Awaiting the hour of reprisal, Your time slips away. Funny how things just slip into your mind sometimes, unbidden, like thoughts of your cousin.

Here then, before we get completely carried away, sailing the seas of cheese, which is that album by another band, by the way, the sludgy kind but just as good, Primus, is the new Kitchen Dutch design, to tantalise your eyeballs. And your wallets. Bwhahahaha!

– 100% soft combed cotton tee (160gsm).
– Brand fitted, individually styled.
– Enzyme washed, for a super-soft finish.
– Screen printed, for durability and longevity.
– Made in South Africa – proudly.