They say that dogs are descended from wolves, which leaves me wondering at the literal interpretations of that statement. Did they quite specifically descend, with flames and quakes attendant, or is it all simply a genetics thing.

Like when the moon rises, and I strangely grow fans and sprout fur. DNA? Or am I a falling freaking angel come to feast unrighteous on those below?

Either way, I’m a dog person, literally, figuratively, mythically, and this is a fantastically brutal horror tee just right for Halloween, or any other night of the year, moon or no moon.