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LET’S GO OFFLINE FUN ILLUSTRATED HOODIE
Happy Chicken Fitness Cult Design

Follow this guy to freedom from the silicone obsession. Go hunt a bear or something (and don’t die), climb a mountain (likewise) and just get stung by bees (don’t die) and eat sausage on a stick. The last one should be OK, depending on where you got the sausage.

But yes, it’s time to go offline. Your supercomputer algorithm self is trying to sell you everything it knows you need. And your deepest, darkest search secrets? Are being sold to the highest bidder, as we speak. Surprised at how much Tshirt Terrorist understands about your habits? You shouldn’t be… not many people were bidding on your ticket. Go figure.

– 100% cotton (280gsm), with inner lining.
– Elasticated cuffs and hem.
– Drawstring hood.
– Front Kangaroo Pocket (in which to place your hands, and other cool stuff).
– Made in South Africa – proudly.